Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood. Hayek will receive a formal…
So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan…
Because the best way to kill a story is to announce it right before a holiday, Katy Perry and Russell Brand confirmed the worlds worst secret today and filed for divorce. A year after their…
So obviously I took a few days off for the holidays, and I probably should have said something before doing but I didn’t know I was going to. And if you think you were surprised, you should have…
The Hollywood Reporter says that Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen, were briefly arrested after getting into a fight at a gay bar in Helsiniki. They go on to say…
Miley Cyrus was stopped in Costa Rica by some of her fans asking for autographs and pictures, and even though she was clearly on her way to board a waiting helicopter, Miley stopped for a moment to…
December is an underrated time of year for bikini pictures because that’s when a lot of rich people go on hedonistic vacations. Like Stephanie Seymour, who is in St. Barts (as she was last year)….
The best kind of girls are skinny Asian ones with big tits, but skinny girls with big tits and red hair are a very close second. Girls like UK reality star Amy Childs. And that’s not my opinion,…
If you were wondering if Whoopi Goldberg be any less appealing or attractive, here’s your answer (spoiler alert: it’s “yes”)
Gabourey Sidibe was at last nights New York premiere of ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’, the 9/11 movie starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and I don’t know who the little kid on the poster…
Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50…
Fans were thrilled to learn that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ would have a 7 minute trailer playing before ‘Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol’, but then became less thrilled when told it would be in…
I don’t know what ‘Tough Love Miami’ is, but apparently it’s on VH1, and stars Leilani Dowding, who was at a pool in Miami yesterday. She’s not really my type (because she doest have big tits) but…
First of all I need to apologize for being so slow today. I’ve ben miserably sick this week. And this isn’t helping. When we saw the first ‘Battleship’ trailer, most people were surprised to see…
I’m not positive if that headline is true by the way. It’s not like I’m under oath or anything. But that’s Michael Shannon on set in Toronto today as the villain in the new Superman movie. I haven’t…
Playboy obviously wanted to keep Lindsay Lohans photo shoot locked down until the magazine went on sale in about two weeks, but obviously any plan involving Lindsay Lohan was going to get fucked up…
No one was supposed to see anything from Lindsay Lohans Playboy shoot until next week, but late this afternoon an image of the cover leaked online, giving us just a little hint as to how she’ll hide…
I hadn’t planned on staring at Kristin Chenoweths tits today, but she hosted the American Country Awards last night at the MGM in Vegas, and she obviously went to a lot of trouble to find a real…
Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiancé last month after dating for 11 years, and yesterday Star said it was because she and Bradley Cooper were doing it now. They noted that the two filmed a movie…
By almost any measure, ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ is one of the most successful and entertaining movies ever made. As long as you ignore the ending, which might be the worst ending ever for an…
Wyclef Jeans charity ‘Yele Haiti’ was supposed to help rebuild Haiti in the wake of last years devastating earthquake, but over two-thirds of the money they collected last year is either missing or…
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things…
Justin Bieber has finally taken a DNA test to prove that he is not the father of Mariah Yeaters baby as she claims. So now we just have to wait for the results. Though If I were Justins attorney I’d…
If you think that being in the middle of a cheating scandal would stop Ashton Kutcher from sounding like a pretentious jackass while he pontificates on the secrets to a good relationship, please…
Joe Paternos son announced today that Paterno has a treatable form of lung cancer. Paterno, who is 84, is undergoing treatment and his son said “doctors are optimistic he will make a full recovery.”…
If you play Penn State vs Ohio State on ‘NCAA 12’, the headline for the preview says, “Hide the Children”. If you don’t and Penn State wins, you unlock an achievement that lets you make love to a…
Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped…
Justin Bieber flipped off the paparazzi last night in London on his way to have dinner at Mr. Chows with some friends and whoever this girl is. She’s probably his little fuck slave now. Justin…
As if he wasn’t smug enough already, Bob Costas somehow got a phone interview with Jerry Sandusky that aired last night on NBCs ‘Rock Center’, and despite being a pompous jackass he actually did a…
As it says on their “about” page…
(Occupy Wall Street) is fighting back against the corrosive power of major banks and multinational corporations (and) aims to expose how the richest 1% of people…
Despite all the horseplay in the showers between their defensive coordinator and young boys, and despite that same coach now being investigated for maybe “pimping out young boys to rich donors”, and…
So, as you can see, Billy Crystal announced today that he’ll be hosting the Academy Awards. So expect more jokes like that one. About the prescriptions. But what about the clock on his VCR? Does it…
In his defense, Ashton Kutcher seemed to have no idea why Joe Paterno was fired, and when things were explained to him, he quickly took this down and apologized repeatedly. It seems hard to believe…
Michael Jacksons mansion in Holmby Hills and pretty much everything in it are going up for auction next month, including the bed that he died and probably molested kids in, presumably with new…
At about 7:00pm tonight, Joe Paterno stepped out of his house and addressed some fans who had assembled to show their support. And when you’re done listening to them chant “Let Joe Stay!”, and after…
Michael Jacksons personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty today on one count of involuntary manslaughter after Jackson overdosed on a combination of drugs, notably the highly controlled…
You know how you’ll hear Hollywood stories about skeezy directors who use their status to get young girls to sleep with them? Well for the last 10 years most of those stories have been about Brett…
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went to a party for Christian Louboutin at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night wearing these super tight leather pants. And yet when I asked her if I could borrow some…
So it turns out that Justin Bieber is not the not the first person Mariah Yeater has claimed is the father of her child. She also said she got gang banged by the Jonas Brothers. No not really. That…
AnnaLynne McCord was on the set of ‘90210‘ in Hollywood yesterday, because apparently that show is still on the air, and whoever gave her those pasties, thus preventing me from seeing her tits, can…
We’re finally almost done with these god awful ‘Twilight’ movies (part one of the finale opens November 15th, part two opens this time next year) but you’ll be haunted by their whiney memory forever…
Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives of ‘New Jersey’ was on a beach in Mexico today, and it turns out she looks pretty good in a bikini. Which is helpful because her face is so manly her kids…
Two weeks ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation (again) and tomorrow she’ll be back in a court room for her hearing. If found guilty (which she is),…
Scarlett Johansson was on the set of ‘Under the Skin’ in Arbroath, Scotland, today, taking a break and smoking some weed. I can’t say it’s weed for sure of course, but earlier today she said she’d…
Just about an hour ago on her twitter, Jessica Simpson confirmed the rumor that shes pregnant by posting these pictures with the caption…
“It’s true – I’m going to be a mummy!”
So really you can see…
An unidentified stuntman was killed during a planned explosion while filming the now ironically themed ‘Expendables 2′ yesterday in Bulgaria. This awesome Bulgarian newspaper has the poorly…
Considering how fantastically insane Charlie Sheen was just a few months ago, it would be ridiculous to think that he just sort of magically healed overnight and pretend all that other stuff never…
Mark Wahlberg was on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and when the topic of Tom Cruise doing his own stunts for ‘Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol’ came up, he essentially said he didn’t…
It’s nice to see a big Hollywood star who is modest, but only up to a certain point. Anne Hathaway is way past that point. She needs to turn the hell around, do her hair and put on some slutty…
Salma Hayek has spent the last two days in new York promoting her new movie, the ‘Shrek’ spinoff ‘Puss-N-Boots’. Which of course is a cartoon meant for kids. Although you’d never know that by the…
